What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• Saints sign free agent RB Cam Akers - NBC Sports
• Sex drug Viagra has surprising new health benefit and could help 3 million ageing Brits, say scientists - The US Sun
• It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?
• What is the best sunscreen in India for oily sensitive skin?
• Do you consider yourself pretty?
• A Major American Egg Farm Just Lost 90% of its Chickens - Bloomberg
• How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?
• There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica
• Who are the main characters of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill? Who are the recurring characters of family guy, American dad, and king of the hill? What changes will be made in all 3 shows?
• Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org
• Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?
• Your Apple Watch is getting a big upgrade. Here are the 8 features I can't wait to use in WatchOS 26 - ZDNET
• Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
• 'Cheers' star's cause of death released - KING5.com
• Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?